100% plant based
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Bot Bouncer Gel Spray
Price range: $44.00 through $66.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFun fact: Bot flies lay their eggs from a little butt-shooter without ever needing to land your horse. That’s why your regular sprays are ineffective – The flies aren’t landing, so there’s nothing to repel.
The beauty of Bot Bouncer, is that instead of trying to keep the bot flies away, it makes your horse’s coat a no-stick zone. The slippery gel formula creates a slick the eggs can’t grip and breaks down the “glue” that helps them cling.
How to use it: Spray generously on your horse’s legs, elbows, and other favorite bot fly targets every 1-2 days.
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Desert Sage Cleansing Oil
$38.00 Add to cartStrip the filth, not your skin with cleansing sagebrush oil that washes right off (yes really!).
Why it works:
Oil dissolves oil – which means all the shit is lifted away without stripping your skin.
Oil to milk emulsifier means you massage it on dry, then add water to transform the oil into a creamy milk that rinses clean. Check the directions below.
If you’re over the foamy, face cracking cleansers – you need to give this a whirl.
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Cool Your Jets – Hot Mess Body Hydration Gel
$48.00 Add to cartHot flushy or a precious snowflake in summer? Me too and I got you, boo.
Cool Your Jets blends real aloe leaf with cucumber and mint for a fast sinky body serum. It’s lightweight and glides on with titilating minty freshness.
- Aloe vera – the ultimate soothemeister – sourced from the real leaf, not the shitty powder mixed gel.
- Home grown cucumber – cool, refreshing garden grown goodness.
- Mint for a light, delicious natural tingle.
- Butterfly Pea for calming the farm and bringing the cool, blue hue.
Available in a 180ml glass hip flask & pump. Seasonal only for summer, if you’re a hot mess – get on this bad boy now.
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Buckskin Body Oil
$46.00 Read moreRadiant & glowy Buckskin Body Oil nourishes skin with farm grown carrot, calendula, wild rosehip infused oils. This stuff smells amazing exactly as it is — straight out of the ground and into the bottle. No extras needed.
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Carrot oil — packs natural beta-carotene for a subtle, sun-kissed glow.
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Calendula & wild rosehip — soothe, nourish, and keep skin soft.
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Vitamin E — protects, preserves, and adds longevity to your glow.
Available in 180ml glass hip flask with pump. Add to cart, slather it on and immediately feel ten foot up yourself.
🥕 FINAL BATCH – Wont be back til Spring 🥕
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Mint Condition – Cucumber Cooling Serum
$46.00 Add to cart🍃RUNNING LOW 🍃 Freshen up in the morning or calm your farm after a long day outdoors with this triple extracted cucumber cooling serum.
- Cucumber – Triple Extracted for maximum effect
- Real Aloe Leaf Gel – not the shitty powdered gel
- Mint – just the tiniest glimmer for freshness
It’s lightweight and fast absorbing and doubles as an eye gel if you’ve got some excess baggage going on
🥒 WONT BE RESTOCKED TIL SPRING 2026 🥒
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Gloss & Grow – Rosemary Hair Oil
$38.00 Add to cartLess frazzle, more dazzle with this home grown rosemary + bay leaf-infused oil.
It’s for hair that’s having a hard time – whether that’s from hats, helmets, hormones or a bit of old fashioned neglect.
- Rosemary for healthy growth and shine.
- Bay Leaf for spicy, uplifting scalp health.
Your hair oil will arrive packed in a little ‘ugg boot’ of sheep wool (straight from the back of my ungrateful brutes).
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Coat Quench
Price range: $33.00 through $48.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFun fact: I originally created this for my mangey wild wombat, when she looked like a big, rock shaped scab and was in grave danger of death. True story. I knew she needed help but it also had to be incredibly gentle. These days she’s a glossy little piglet you can read more on her below, if you’re interested.
Anyhoo, ‘Coat Quench’ was designed to benefit both skin and hair. It combines the original gangsters of witch hazel and apple cider vinegar with supporting farmy herbs & plant extracts including:
🍃 Rosemary Oil – Traditionally treasured for supporting coat lustre and skin comfort
🍃 Neem Oil – Historically used for healthy hair and balanced skin
🍃 Aloe – Valued for cooling, soothing & moisturising properties
🍃 Lavender – Widely used for calming, skin supporting properties.
Coat Quench is available in a 250 aluminium spray bottle or 500ml refills.
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Powerhouse Jelly – Double-Extracted Comfrey + Minty Magnesium
Price range: $48.00 through $88.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOldness or acheyness? Powerhouse Jelly packs a minty punch with double-extracted comfrey in a water based gel for deep tissue support and magnesium to ease stiffness.
- Comfrey – legendary for supporting joints, muscles and tissue repair. Grown here on my chemical free farm and infused (twice) within minutes of me pulling it out of the ground.
- Magnesium – the OG assistant for muscle relaxation & recovery.
- Minty Menthol – invigorating AF for that immediate ‘Ahhhhhhh’
This stuff is the tits. The euphoric feeling I get after showering, smearing (with a good dollop on the soles of my feet) and lying on the couch going ‘OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD’… Believe me, you need to try it.
Works a treat as a liniment for horses too.
Available in 180ml hip flask, 250ml aluminium pump bottle (ideal for horses) or 500ml refill pouch.
(Please note, 250ml aluminum bottles will (hopefully) be sent from 15th December – the pump mechanisms are delayed in transit 🙄)
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Grapefruitful – Vitamin C Powerhouse Serum
$46.00 Add to cartDouble extracted grapefruit plucked from my own trees & fresh cut aloe (not the shitty reconstituted gel). This 30ml serum is zingy, zesty and smells like summer.
It’s 100% the real deal, no fragrance or colour enhancements at all – just planty goodness doing it’s thing. If ingredients (and their source) is something that matters to you, scroll down for a full description.
Grapefruit peel is prized for it’s high Vitamin C & antioxidant properties. In skincare circles, the extract is used for brightening skin, balancing tone and boosting collagen production.
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Rosehip Drought Relief Skin Serum
Price range: $48.00 through $68.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA fast-sinking serum that draws moisture back in, settles tightness, and brings dry skin back to life. As always – there’s no stupid claims – it’s just wild harvested ingredients that work.
🌹 Wild Foraged Rosehips for nourishing natural goodness.
🍃 Real aloe for restoring pushy plumpness.
Check the reviews and try it as a stand alone serum or layer under one of my other fabulous farmy balms.
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Willow Brillo – Polishing Skin Serum
$46.00 Add to cartWillow Brillo – the gentle exfoliator. This serum’s heavy lifter is the salicin from willow bark, which is harvested from the willows on my farm. It’s a light gel consistency and works perfectly underneath Pash & Dash Daily Face Food.
🍃 Willow bark for gentle exfoliation.
🍃 Chickweed for cooling and soothing.
🍃 Aloe leaf goodness for maximum hydration.
Try it as a stand alone serum (seasonal limitations apply) or bundle it with the Outdoorsy Workhorse (with bug balm stick, passionflower facefood & a lip balm.. Mwah!)
