Hands & Feet
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Butter Fingers – Hand Balm with Chickweed & Plantain
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOK, OK… maybe ‘Butter Fingers’ isn’t the most accurate name for this hand balm. Why? Cos the secret sauce is arrowroot. It absorbs beautifully for a velvety finish without the ‘I stuck my hands in a bucket of lube’ feel. Churned with chickweed & plantain oils plus beeswax – this stuff is the business.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for hands that get dry, cracked or cranky from frequent washing, exposure or the daily grind.
🍃 Arrowroot so you can get right back to work without fumbling.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets and bags) or 150g to stay put near the sink or workshop.
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Happy Hoo Haa – For Uncooperative Under Carriages
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA soothing, slip, slide & glide balm for your favourite parts. Made from my home grown chickweed, plantain & arrowroot – so you can stride around like yesteryear.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for dry, cracked or cranky parts
🍃 Arrowroot for velvety slide.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets or a quick dip) or 150g when fistfuls are the way forward.
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Powerhouse Jelly – Double-Extracted Comfrey + Minty Magnesium
Price range: $48.00 through $88.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOldness or acheyness? Powerhouse Jelly packs a minty punch with double-extracted comfrey in a water based gel for deep tissue support and magnesium to ease stiffness.
- Comfrey – legendary for supporting joints, muscles and tissue repair. Grown here on my chemical free farm and infused (twice) within minutes of me pulling it out of the ground.
- Magnesium – the OG assistant for muscle relaxation & recovery.
- Minty Menthol – invigorating AF for that immediate ‘Ahhhhhhh’
This stuff is the tits. The euphoric feeling I get after showering, smearing (with a good dollop on the soles of my feet) and lying on the couch going ‘OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD’… Believe me, you need to try it.
Works a treat as a liniment for horses too.
Available in 180ml hip flask, 250ml aluminium pump bottle (ideal for horses) or 500ml refill pouch.
(Please note, 250ml aluminum bottles will (hopefully) be sent from 15th December – the pump mechanisms are delayed in transit 🙄)
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Grumble Balm – Comfrey & Wormwood
$42.00 Add to cartSuperherbs comfrey & wormwood have significant traditional ‘street cred’ for providing joint & muscle support and this will be your new favourite thing for those times when you’re feeling creaky, broken… or just bloody old.
What it’s for:
- Little niggles, ambitious fitness kicks or just the daily grind giving you grief.
- Applied it to your feet before bed for a wonderful, woo-woo ritual of self care. It’s magical, I swear.
What it’s NOT for:
- Broken bones. Despite the fact comfrey is known traditionally as knit-bone, modern medicine is a good thing – so go see a doctor for that.
- Broken skin. Seriously. Comfrey can heal skin too quickly, causing debris and infection to get trapped inside. Also, please don’t eat it.
Made from herbs grown on my farm, in rich soil and zero chemicals then blended with oils and beeswax, all sourced locally in the Macedon Ranges.
Slow production is a handbrake here (6 weeks infusing in the dark for the comfrey, thank you very much) so tappy tap tap that button and buy yours today.
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Pussy Foot with Willow & Plantain- Crust Busting Foot Balm
$42.00 Add to cartWith willow’s exfoliation properties and plantain’s powerful repair skills, Pussy Foot busts crusts six ways from Sunday.
Then add the cooling bush goodness of tea tree & eucalyptus essential oils and you’re fighting toe jam while feeling fab.
Pussy Foot is best served on your feet at night then covered with a sexy pair of bedsocks. It comes in a hefty 150g tin, so you can lay it on thick, sit back and let the magic happen.
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Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟
$38.00 Add to cartSick of swatting? 🦟 Don’t want to cover yourself in shit that’s toxic AF? This slidey stick of aroma explosion will be your friend.
Scram Bam is crafted from wormwood & beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender and lemongrass in compostable cardboard packaging
Aside from the botanical superpowers within, the glorious glidey texture will make you want to keep on applying around and around and around 😳🤷♀️
Made in small batches, with herbs grown at my front door. Limited quantities available.
