Hair & Beard
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Gloss & Grow – Rosemary Hair Oil
$38.00 Add to cartLess frazzle, more dazzle with this home grown rosemary + bay leaf-infused oil.
It’s for hair that’s having a hard time – whether that’s from hats, helmets, hormones or a bit of old fashioned neglect.
- Rosemary for healthy growth and shine.
- Bay Leaf for spicy, uplifting scalp health.
Your hair oil will arrive packed in a little ‘ugg boot’ of sheep wool (straight from the back of my ungrateful brutes).
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Coat Quench
Price range: $33.00 through $48.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFun fact: I originally created this for my mangey wild wombat, when she looked like a big, rock shaped scab and was in grave danger of death. True story. I knew she needed help but it also had to be incredibly gentle. These days she’s a glossy little piglet you can read more on her below, if you’re interested.
Anyhoo, ‘Coat Quench’ was designed to benefit both skin and hair. It combines the original gangsters of witch hazel and apple cider vinegar with supporting farmy herbs & plant extracts including:
🍃 Rosemary Oil – Traditionally treasured for supporting coat lustre and skin comfort
🍃 Neem Oil – Historically used for healthy hair and balanced skin
🍃 Aloe – Valued for cooling, soothing & moisturising properties
🍃 Lavender – Widely used for calming, skin supporting properties.
Coat Quench is available in a 250 aluminium spray bottle or 500ml refills.
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Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟
$38.00 Add to cartSick of swatting? 🦟 Don’t want to cover yourself in shit that’s toxic AF? This slidey stick of aroma explosion will be your friend.
Scram Bam is crafted from wormwood & beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender and lemongrass in compostable cardboard packaging
Aside from the botanical superpowers within, the glorious glidey texture will make you want to keep on applying around and around and around 😳🤷♀️
Made in small batches, with herbs grown at my front door. Limited quantities available.
