Face
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Desert Sage Cleansing Oil
$38.00 Add to cartStrip the filth, not your skin with cleansing sagebrush oil that washes right off (yes really!).
Why it works:
Oil dissolves oil – which means all the shit is lifted away without stripping your skin.
Oil to milk emulsifier means you massage it on dry, then add water to transform the oil into a creamy milk that rinses clean. Check the directions below.
If you’re over the foamy, face cracking cleansers – you need to give this a whirl.
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Mint Condition – Cucumber Cooling Serum
$46.00 Add to cart🍃RUNNING LOW 🍃 Freshen up in the morning or calm your farm after a long day outdoors with this triple extracted cucumber cooling serum.
- Cucumber – Triple Extracted for maximum effect
- Real Aloe Leaf Gel – not the shitty powdered gel
- Mint – just the tiniest glimmer for freshness
It’s lightweight and fast absorbing and doubles as an eye gel if you’ve got some excess baggage going on
🥒 WONT BE RESTOCKED TIL SPRING 2026 🥒
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Bundle: Outdoorsy Workhorse
$130.00 Add to cartFor my friends who sweat (and swear) outdoors… All made from glorious seasonal plants grown right here on the farm. For your face, your lips and for swallowing less flies this summer 💪
What’s in it:
- Pash & Dash Passionflower Face Food
- Willow Brillo Exfoliating Serum
- Scram Bam 🦟
- Lip Balm – Lucky Dip
Facefood for fending off the elements, exfoliating serum for scrubbing up and scram bam… because it’s better than the toxic shit to keep flying friends away. Also, lip balm because you ALWAYS need lip balm!
Limited availability – get yours while the season lasts.
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Bundle: Tree Fella
$140.00 Add to cartA blokey bundle that can be shoved in a glove box, work bag or a bathroom drawer… Things for skin, for stink, for pain & chafe – it’s a perfect bundle for guys that dont think they need it – until they do.
What’s in it:
- Overhaul Quickstick – CBF’d Moisturising Balm
- Dirty Work Deodorant (Ground Control)
- Chub Rub Chafe Balm
- Grumble Balm
Limited availability – get yours while the season lasts.
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Slow & Grounded Seasonal Bundle
$155.00 Read moreSix things made for the specific purpose of slowing down. It’s seasonal for two reasons; it’s what the farm is giving right now and it’s for embracing the slow season with restorative rituals.
What’s in it:
- 60ml Sagebrush Bath Soak (with lavender & vetiver)
- 60g Forest Floor – Sensory & functional foot balm
- 70g ‘Serenity Now’ or ‘Glow Getter’ Moisturising Balm
- 10 g Spice Garden Solid Scent
- 1 x Cleansing Smoke Stick from farm grown herbs.
- 1 x Flame Cake Firelighter – Beeswax, Bay and Sheoak.
Served on a bed of weirdly enticing smoky black wool and a random guinea fowl feather (do what you wish with that 🤣). NB the foot balm, bath soak and solid scent are ‘one off’ seasonal specials and not available for individual purchase.
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Glow Getter – Revival Balm
$42.00 Add to cartCalendula, carrot & wild rosehip are a sensational combination for over-worked skin with arrowroot for velvety smoothness. The wild rosehip and calendula is foraged from my farm, and the carrots from my friends down the road.
- Made from simple, delicious farm grown plant oils (with beeswax from my hives)
- Completely compostable cardboard tube that helps ‘portion control’ application.
- Waterless formula goes the distance & lasts forever.
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Serenity Now – Outdoor Face Balm
$42.00 Read morePerfect for outdoor, active, sweaty skin.
Serenity Now cools and settles with passionflower and spearmint while arrowroot absorbs surface moisture so you feel soothed but not sticky. It’s for for skin exposed to work, weather and heat – including hot, active days where most moisturisers feel slick or greasy.- Made from simple, delicious farm grown plant oils (with beeswax from my hives)
- Completely compostable cardboard tube that helps ‘portion control’ application.
- Waterless formula goes the distance feels like it lasts forever.
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Grapefruitful – Vitamin C Powerhouse Serum
$46.00 Add to cartDouble extracted grapefruit plucked from my own trees & fresh cut aloe (not the shitty reconstituted gel). This 30ml serum is zingy, zesty and smells like summer.
It’s 100% the real deal, no fragrance or colour enhancements at all – just planty goodness doing it’s thing. If ingredients (and their source) is something that matters to you, scroll down for a full description.
Grapefruit peel is prized for it’s high Vitamin C & antioxidant properties. In skincare circles, the extract is used for brightening skin, balancing tone and boosting collagen production.
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Lip Balm(s) from the Farm
$12.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageHot & dry? You’ll need lip balm. Cold & windy? You DEFINITELY need lip balm.
These little tubs are easy enough to slip into the smallest pockets on the tightest pants (I see you horse people 👀) plus they hold twice as much as tubes.
- Wild Child: Sweet & lush made with wild rosehip & mandarin
- Macedon Frost: Mentholly and invigorating with garden herbs, peppermint & eucalyptus.
- Honey Bee: Unscented & wholesome with beeswax, olive and coconut oils.
Crafted from chemical free produce (grown here on my farm) with just the right amount softness & slidey-ness.
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Pash & Dash – Passionflower Face Food
$48.00 Add to cartA silky facebalm perfect for sensitive skin. Made with passionflower oils & arrowroot grown on my farm.
- Passionflower for calming, soothing antioxidant goodness.
- Arrowroot for spongeing up sweaty face hotness.
- Bound with beeswax for a perfectly slidey texture.
Wild Crafted, Not Factory Farmed. My medicinal herbs grow wild and free, it’s a feral forest if you will. Aside from the nutritional punch in homegrown plants, the whole ethos here is to capture carbon, build healthy soils and create habitat for wildlife.
If ingredients are something that matter to you, please keep scrolling for a full description of what’s within 👇
Pash & Dash is paddock tested, treadmill tested and goes a full day in blustering winds. It comes in 100ml tins (with plastic free packaging)
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Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟
$38.00 Add to cartSick of swatting? 🦟 Don’t want to cover yourself in shit that’s toxic AF? This slidey stick of aroma explosion will be your friend.
Scram Bam is crafted from wormwood & beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender and lemongrass in compostable cardboard packaging
Aside from the botanical superpowers within, the glorious glidey texture will make you want to keep on applying around and around and around 😳🤷♀️
Made in small batches, with herbs grown at my front door. Limited quantities available.
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Settle Petal with Calendula, Rosehip & Rosemary
Price range: $36.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageAngry skin negotiator.
As an itchy, scratchy kid that became an itchy, scratchy grown up – this stuff has been a godsend for stress rashes lately… FWIW, I originally developed this balm to sooth the raging skin of my mangey wild wombat. I knew it had to be SUPER gentle and figured that if it was sourced entirely from her ‘home range’ then it would be unlikely to cause any problems. It worked an absolute charm.
This balm contains the gentlest blend of calendula, rosehip & lavender in beeswax and oils means it’s safe and comforting for your furry friends too (wombat approved).
Available in 60g and 150g tins.
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Rosehip Drought Relief Skin Serum
Price range: $48.00 through $68.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA fast-sinking serum that draws moisture back in, settles tightness, and brings dry skin back to life. As always – there’s no stupid claims – it’s just wild harvested ingredients that work.
🌹 Wild Foraged Rosehips for nourishing natural goodness.
🍃 Real aloe for restoring pushy plumpness.
Check the reviews and try it as a stand alone serum or layer under one of my other fabulous farmy balms.
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Willow Brillo – Polishing Skin Serum
$46.00 Add to cartWillow Brillo – the gentle exfoliator. This serum’s heavy lifter is the salicin from willow bark, which is harvested from the willows on my farm. It’s a light gel consistency and works perfectly underneath Pash & Dash Daily Face Food.
🍃 Willow bark for gentle exfoliation.
🍃 Chickweed for cooling and soothing.
🍃 Aloe leaf goodness for maximum hydration.
Try it as a stand alone serum (seasonal limitations apply) or bundle it with the Outdoorsy Workhorse (with bug balm stick, passionflower facefood & a lip balm.. Mwah!)
