Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟

$38.00

Sick of swatting? 🦟 Don’t want to cover yourself in shit that’s toxic AF? This slidey stick of aroma explosion will be your friend.

Scram Bam is crafted from wormwood & beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender and lemongrass in compostable cardboard packaging

Aside from the botanical superpowers within, the glorious glidey texture will make you want to keep on applying around and around and around 😳🤷‍♀️

Made in small batches, with herbs grown at my front door. Limited quantities available.

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 13 customer ratings
(13 customer reviews)

Description

Ingredients:

Coconut oil, wormwood infused grapeseed oil and beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender, lemongrass essential oils.

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Reviews (13)

13 reviews for Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jill

    Works a charm the flies and mosquitos stay away.

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sarie Los

    If you’re like me and you hate bugs, particularly flies, touching you then you need this because it does a brilliant job of making them fuck off.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Dianne Bull (verified owner)

    I gave this to my son to scare the bugs away. He must have bugs in his armpits as he uses it as a deodorant.

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anne B Sewell

    I am the person mosquitos and insects fly past twenty other people so they can feast on my blood.
    Scram Bam is fantastic, a days gardening without any bites. Hooray.

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anne Sewell

    I am the person mosquitos and insects fly past twenty other people so they can feast on my blood.
    Scram Bam is fantastic, a days gardening without any bites. Hooray.

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    Lynne (verified owner)

    I’m rating at the top and love the smell.

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jacqui (verified owner)

    Sadly I’ve had dengue fever years ago so I don’t mess around when I need mossie repellent but I also can only wear the non toxic natural versions which don’t always work.

    I use a number of Jemima’s products for years and love them all so thought I would give the mozzie balm a crack as I’ve not been disappointed yet with her products.

    It doesn’t disappoint. Another winner.

    I’m in qld so it’s the land of mossies and other awful insects and being sub tropics we are outside a lot. Then add on to that fact that I am the person in a crowd in the land of mossies where mossies come to me find and love to snack on my blood.

    It works ! I wear it to bed when I hear that familiar buzz buzz at bed time and since using this I have had zero bites and no skin reactions either on my dramatic sensitive skin so a double win.

    Easy to apply with the push up tube so your hands don’t get messy either. A few swipes and the scent is enough to get the vampire
    mozzies searching for other blood to suck. 🙌 🦟

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Janine (verified owner)

    In the dairy, I am up to my armpits in sh!t. Scram Bam certainly helps keep the flies away…even if it didn’t,. It smells so nice and calming I don’t get nearly as agro with the girls swishing their tails in my eyes.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sarah (verified owner)

    Another product that has nothing nasty in it, smells great and works.
    Trifecta !
    Buy it 👌

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sil (verified owner)

    Bought this as we hate the chemical stuff! My partner took it to the river camping for a week and said it was great. Didn’t need much, spreads easily as the body heats it up and not offensive like the chemical products. Highly effective. Didn’t make you feel like you have to wash it off to go to bed. Didn’t stink up the swag either!

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    Cath (verified owner)

    In our family I am the one that ends up with ALL the mozzies. The bites usually raise and blister and itch. UNTIL NOW… Scram Bam actually freaking works. Truthfully, I did get one bite, but then went… doh! I forgot to apply it there. So all my fault! Thank You, thank you, thank you. I can garden at dawn and dusk now. Bliss

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sam Sherrington

    I bought this for me but quickly donated it to my itchy ponies and have found it does a marvellous job of deterring the bugs, soothing existing bites and not offending sensitive souls due to it not being a spray. Highly recommend this stuff! At some point when I’ve stopped spending all my money on the animals I’ll buy some more for me so I can be bug free without rubbing horse hair all over myself 😅

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jo Crosby

    I love the smell, but the mozzies don’t – so it’s a YES from me!

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