Price range: $32.00 through $58.00
A soothing, slip, slide & glide balm for your favourite parts. Made from my home grown chickweed, plantain & arrowroot – so you can stride around like yesteryear.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for dry, cracked or cranky parts
🍃 Arrowroot for velvety slide.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets or a quick dip) or 150g when fistfuls are the way forward.
Ingredients:
Stellaria Media (Chickweed) Extract, Plantago Major (Plantain) Extract, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Cera Alba (Beeswax), Maranta Arundinacea (Arrowroot) Root Powder, Cedrus Atlantica (Cedarwood Atlas) Bark Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Size | 60g, 150g |
| Use For | |
| Action | Calm, cool & soothe, Moisturise & Hydrate, Restore, refresh, rebuild |
| Product Type | |
| Vegan Friendly |
Happy Hoo Haa – For Uncooperative Under Carriages
Cherelle (verified owner) –
This is friggen great sh#t!! Dont need a lot and you’ll be gliding around like you’re 21 again! But seriously a very very helpful and definitely needed product.
Melinda Kirk (verified owner) –
Pure magic for those of us who are not only full of menopausal rage but also suffering the insult of outrageously itchy lady parts. It’s a mute button for the indignity. Highly recommended.
Beth (verified owner) –
I’ve only had it for just over a week but I’ve got to say so far it’s stopped the ‘itch’
Ingrid (verified owner) –
My Hooha is indeed happy
Recommend.
Beck Cameron (verified owner) –
So far, so so good. Absolutely nailed it with this deliciously simple, soothing and healing concoction. Love it to death. Will require more, lots more, for the rest of my life. Thank you 🙏🏻
Johanne (verified owner) –
Looove this! I’ve tried a number of similar products but this one tops them all. The fragrance is lovely so you get to smell nice but the real benefit is no more Simpson Desert. Thank you for making this!!
Kelly (verified owner) –
Love this stuff. Post menopause, nobody told me how thin & fragile the skin down there can get. In desperation I was using a zinc-based nappy rash cream – it worked but was messy. I’ve gone from being miserable, secretly trying to deal with my sore & sad bits, to happily feeling back to normal. It doesn’t smell and it absorbs into my skin beautifully. This stuff is a game changer!
Jennie Fairman (verified owner) –
Feels so good . Settles the itching in a natural and gentle way . Love it
Kel (verified owner) –
Utter brilliance for Your Beloved Bits!
Utterly sensational and the best pressie for your besties (the fab packaging makes it even better – not a wink of pink!)
Yvette (verified owner) –
Slip sliding away…. It’s great stuff. Simple effective and definitely getting my undercarriage to be more comfortably cooperative.
Lisa –
My hoo ha is very happy, this gorgeous creme has put the fire out….
Susan Romeo –
I have one very happy hooha. worth every single penny. Don’t believe me, try it for yourself you won’t be disappointed. 😁😁
Deb (verified owner) –
Simply amazing , highly recommend 👌
Natasha Darling (verified owner) –
It’s been many many moons since I strode out with such ease and confidence Jemima. Bless you and your brew x
Ness McMillan (verified owner) –
What a gift from Jemima and her farm!
I use this EVERYWHERE. My hoo ha is happily hydrated, my face, body and arms are too. I had an irritated arm pit, whacked a bit on that too and voila, happy armpit again. Thank you for making me feel fecund again 💚
Belinda (verified owner) –
Tried so many Hoohaa creams, lotions and potions but none managed to put out the fanny fire like Happy Hoohaa did. This granny has a much happier fanny. Thanks.
CK (verified owner) –
Should be called Happy ooooaaahhh. Definitely keeps things more comfortable in areas that cop a bit of a rub when riding the horse.
Melly (verified owner) –
Who knew perimenopause brought so many undisclosed, undesired and unwelcome symptoms… suffered a little while before hearing the amazing little spiel online about this Happy Hoo Ha and indeed, now a happy hoo ha is had. Highly recommend.
Cathryn (verified owner) –
I didn’t actually buy this for my Hooha… I bought it for my horse’s Whuhoo. He’s a sensitive lad and has bizzarro dick gack issues. Years ago I had an ointment made by a Naturopath, she left town (no connection to the ointment or the horse whuhoo)… Anyhoo, can’t get that ointment, tried many other “solutions”, most caused problems. So far this shit is grouse. Itchy horse Whuhoo has not reacted negatively. Happy Days.
admin –
Cathryn, years ago I had a pony with the most appalling smeg situation… I could literally smell his wang when I walked past. All the proper washes just seem to make it worse – I ended up using natural yoghurt. Two applications and he was back to having a shiny, stink free sausage. My vet at the time seemed to think the lactic acid was responsible… and it didn’t inflame it…. Anyway, I cant tell you how worried i was that a neighbour might drive past and see me up to my elbows in horse peen, with white globby stuff running down my forearms.
Deb (verified owner) –
My hoo hah is definitely whoo hoo now, no more
cracked arid desert here.
Thank you Jemima for your
Amazing product. 🪄
Deb (verified owner) –
Do yourself a favour and use this on whatever bits are ailing you!
Cathy (verified owner) –
Post menopausal and miserable down there, also developed Lichen sclerosus, causing perineum to be brittle and sex painful as it all just fell to bits. I’ve tried what the doctor prescribed and it did didly squat, so after reading a review here gave it a go. Works a treat so I’m going to give hubs a surprise!! I’d post a before and after photo … but ….no.
Dee (verified owner) –
Just had to have a tin of HooHaa !! Seriously nice cream.. does work on the dry lady bits… but as it’s the same as butter fingers I have to say it’s a seriously great body moisturiser
Anna (verified owner) –
This is a great moisturiser, wherever you use it. My package arrived promptly and possibly the best thing was the handwritten “Thank you”, connecting me to the goodwill in all those acres of weeds and a real, genuine, sincere human being. Thank YOU Jemima.
Robin Crawford (verified owner) –
My Hoo Haa do be happy, and therefore also the rest of me. Thank you.