Serum & Gels
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Cool Your Jets – Hot Mess Body Hydration Gel
$48.00 Add to cartHot flushy or a precious snowflake in summer? Me too and I got you, boo.
Cool Your Jets blends real aloe leaf with cucumber and mint for a fast sinky body serum. It’s lightweight and glides on with titilating minty freshness.
- Aloe vera – the ultimate soothemeister – sourced from the real leaf, not the shitty powder mixed gel.
- Home grown cucumber – cool, refreshing garden grown goodness.
- Mint for a light, delicious natural tingle.
- Butterfly Pea for calming the farm and bringing the cool, blue hue.
Available in a 180ml glass hip flask & pump. Seasonal only for summer, if you’re a hot mess – get on this bad boy now.
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Mint Condition – Cucumber Cooling Serum
$46.00 Add to cart🍃RUNNING LOW 🍃 Freshen up in the morning or calm your farm after a long day outdoors with this triple extracted cucumber cooling serum.
- Cucumber – Triple Extracted for maximum effect
- Real Aloe Leaf Gel – not the shitty powdered gel
- Mint – just the tiniest glimmer for freshness
It’s lightweight and fast absorbing and doubles as an eye gel if you’ve got some excess baggage going on
🥒 WONT BE RESTOCKED TIL SPRING 2026 🥒
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Powerhouse Jelly – Double-Extracted Comfrey + Minty Magnesium
Price range: $48.00 through $88.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOldness or acheyness? Powerhouse Jelly packs a minty punch with double-extracted comfrey in a water based gel for deep tissue support and magnesium to ease stiffness.
- Comfrey – legendary for supporting joints, muscles and tissue repair. Grown here on my chemical free farm and infused (twice) within minutes of me pulling it out of the ground.
- Magnesium – the OG assistant for muscle relaxation & recovery.
- Minty Menthol – invigorating AF for that immediate ‘Ahhhhhhh’
This stuff is the tits. The euphoric feeling I get after showering, smearing (with a good dollop on the soles of my feet) and lying on the couch going ‘OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD’… Believe me, you need to try it.
Works a treat as a liniment for horses too.
Available in 180ml hip flask, 250ml aluminium pump bottle (ideal for horses) or 500ml refill pouch.
(Please note, 250ml aluminum bottles will (hopefully) be sent from 15th December – the pump mechanisms are delayed in transit 🙄)
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Grapefruitful – Vitamin C Powerhouse Serum
$46.00 Add to cartDouble extracted grapefruit plucked from my own trees & fresh cut aloe (not the shitty reconstituted gel). This 30ml serum is zingy, zesty and smells like summer.
It’s 100% the real deal, no fragrance or colour enhancements at all – just planty goodness doing it’s thing. If ingredients (and their source) is something that matters to you, scroll down for a full description.
Grapefruit peel is prized for it’s high Vitamin C & antioxidant properties. In skincare circles, the extract is used for brightening skin, balancing tone and boosting collagen production.
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Rosehip Drought Relief Skin Serum
Price range: $48.00 through $68.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA fast-sinking serum that draws moisture back in, settles tightness, and brings dry skin back to life. As always – there’s no stupid claims – it’s just wild harvested ingredients that work.
🌹 Wild Foraged Rosehips for nourishing natural goodness.
🍃 Real aloe for restoring pushy plumpness.
Check the reviews and try it as a stand alone serum or layer under one of my other fabulous farmy balms.
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Willow Brillo – Polishing Skin Serum
$46.00 Add to cartWillow Brillo – the gentle exfoliator. This serum’s heavy lifter is the salicin from willow bark, which is harvested from the willows on my farm. It’s a light gel consistency and works perfectly underneath Pash & Dash Daily Face Food.
🍃 Willow bark for gentle exfoliation.
🍃 Chickweed for cooling and soothing.
🍃 Aloe leaf goodness for maximum hydration.
Try it as a stand alone serum (seasonal limitations apply) or bundle it with the Outdoorsy Workhorse (with bug balm stick, passionflower facefood & a lip balm.. Mwah!)
