Balms & Oils
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Desert Sage Cleansing Oil
$38.00 Add to cartStrip the filth, not your skin with cleansing sagebrush oil that washes right off (yes really!).
Why it works:
Oil dissolves oil – which means all the shit is lifted away without stripping your skin.
Oil to milk emulsifier means you massage it on dry, then add water to transform the oil into a creamy milk that rinses clean. Check the directions below.
If you’re over the foamy, face cracking cleansers – you need to give this a whirl.
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Buckskin Body Oil
$46.00 Read moreRadiant & glowy Buckskin Body Oil nourishes skin with farm grown carrot, calendula, wild rosehip infused oils. This stuff smells amazing exactly as it is — straight out of the ground and into the bottle. No extras needed.
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Carrot oil — packs natural beta-carotene for a subtle, sun-kissed glow.
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Calendula & wild rosehip — soothe, nourish, and keep skin soft.
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Vitamin E — protects, preserves, and adds longevity to your glow.
Available in 180ml glass hip flask with pump. Add to cart, slather it on and immediately feel ten foot up yourself.
🥕 FINAL BATCH – Wont be back til Spring 🥕
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Gloss & Grow – Rosemary Hair Oil
$38.00 Add to cartLess frazzle, more dazzle with this home grown rosemary + bay leaf-infused oil.
It’s for hair that’s having a hard time – whether that’s from hats, helmets, hormones or a bit of old fashioned neglect.
- Rosemary for healthy growth and shine.
- Bay Leaf for spicy, uplifting scalp health.
Your hair oil will arrive packed in a little ‘ugg boot’ of sheep wool (straight from the back of my ungrateful brutes).
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Butter Fingers – Hand Balm with Chickweed & Plantain
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOK, OK… maybe ‘Butter Fingers’ isn’t the most accurate name for this hand balm. Why? Cos the secret sauce is arrowroot. It absorbs beautifully for a velvety finish without the ‘I stuck my hands in a bucket of lube’ feel. Churned with chickweed & plantain oils plus beeswax – this stuff is the business.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for hands that get dry, cracked or cranky from frequent washing, exposure or the daily grind.
🍃 Arrowroot so you can get right back to work without fumbling.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets and bags) or 150g to stay put near the sink or workshop.
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Happy Hoo Haa – For Uncooperative Under Carriages
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA soothing, slip, slide & glide balm for your favourite parts. Made from my home grown chickweed, plantain & arrowroot – so you can stride around like yesteryear.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for dry, cracked or cranky parts
🍃 Arrowroot for velvety slide.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets or a quick dip) or 150g when fistfuls are the way forward.
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Glow Getter – Revival Balm
$42.00 Add to cartCalendula, carrot & wild rosehip are a sensational combination for over-worked skin with arrowroot for velvety smoothness. The wild rosehip and calendula is foraged from my farm, and the carrots from my friends down the road.
- Made from simple, delicious farm grown plant oils (with beeswax from my hives)
- Completely compostable cardboard tube that helps ‘portion control’ application.
- Waterless formula goes the distance & lasts forever.
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Serenity Now – Outdoor Face Balm
$42.00 Read morePerfect for outdoor, active, sweaty skin.
Serenity Now cools and settles with passionflower and spearmint while arrowroot absorbs surface moisture so you feel soothed but not sticky. It’s for for skin exposed to work, weather and heat – including hot, active days where most moisturisers feel slick or greasy.- Made from simple, delicious farm grown plant oils (with beeswax from my hives)
- Completely compostable cardboard tube that helps ‘portion control’ application.
- Waterless formula goes the distance feels like it lasts forever.
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Grumble Balm – Comfrey & Wormwood
$42.00 Add to cartSuperherbs comfrey & wormwood have significant traditional ‘street cred’ for providing joint & muscle support and this will be your new favourite thing for those times when you’re feeling creaky, broken… or just bloody old.
What it’s for:
- Little niggles, ambitious fitness kicks or just the daily grind giving you grief.
- Applied it to your feet before bed for a wonderful, woo-woo ritual of self care. It’s magical, I swear.
What it’s NOT for:
- Broken bones. Despite the fact comfrey is known traditionally as knit-bone, modern medicine is a good thing – so go see a doctor for that.
- Broken skin. Seriously. Comfrey can heal skin too quickly, causing debris and infection to get trapped inside. Also, please don’t eat it.
Made from herbs grown on my farm, in rich soil and zero chemicals then blended with oils and beeswax, all sourced locally in the Macedon Ranges.
Slow production is a handbrake here (6 weeks infusing in the dark for the comfrey, thank you very much) so tappy tap tap that button and buy yours today.
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Lip Balm(s) from the Farm
$12.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageHot & dry? You’ll need lip balm. Cold & windy? You DEFINITELY need lip balm.
These little tubs are easy enough to slip into the smallest pockets on the tightest pants (I see you horse people 👀) plus they hold twice as much as tubes.
- Wild Child: Sweet & lush made with wild rosehip & mandarin
- Macedon Frost: Mentholly and invigorating with garden herbs, peppermint & eucalyptus.
- Honey Bee: Unscented & wholesome with beeswax, olive and coconut oils.
Crafted from chemical free produce (grown here on my farm) with just the right amount softness & slidey-ness.
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Pash & Dash – Passionflower Face Food
$48.00 Add to cartA silky facebalm perfect for sensitive skin. Made with passionflower oils & arrowroot grown on my farm.
- Passionflower for calming, soothing antioxidant goodness.
- Arrowroot for spongeing up sweaty face hotness.
- Bound with beeswax for a perfectly slidey texture.
Wild Crafted, Not Factory Farmed. My medicinal herbs grow wild and free, it’s a feral forest if you will. Aside from the nutritional punch in homegrown plants, the whole ethos here is to capture carbon, build healthy soils and create habitat for wildlife.
If ingredients are something that matter to you, please keep scrolling for a full description of what’s within 👇
Pash & Dash is paddock tested, treadmill tested and goes a full day in blustering winds. It comes in 100ml tins (with plastic free packaging)
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Pussy Foot with Willow & Plantain- Crust Busting Foot Balm
$42.00 Add to cartWith willow’s exfoliation properties and plantain’s powerful repair skills, Pussy Foot busts crusts six ways from Sunday.
Then add the cooling bush goodness of tea tree & eucalyptus essential oils and you’re fighting toe jam while feeling fab.
Pussy Foot is best served on your feet at night then covered with a sexy pair of bedsocks. It comes in a hefty 150g tin, so you can lay it on thick, sit back and let the magic happen.
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Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟
$38.00 Add to cartSick of swatting? 🦟 Don’t want to cover yourself in shit that’s toxic AF? This slidey stick of aroma explosion will be your friend.
Scram Bam is crafted from wormwood & beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender and lemongrass in compostable cardboard packaging
Aside from the botanical superpowers within, the glorious glidey texture will make you want to keep on applying around and around and around 😳🤷♀️
Made in small batches, with herbs grown at my front door. Limited quantities available.
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Settle Petal with Calendula, Rosehip & Rosemary
Price range: $36.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageAngry skin negotiator.
As an itchy, scratchy kid that became an itchy, scratchy grown up – this stuff has been a godsend for stress rashes lately… FWIW, I originally developed this balm to sooth the raging skin of my mangey wild wombat. I knew it had to be SUPER gentle and figured that if it was sourced entirely from her ‘home range’ then it would be unlikely to cause any problems. It worked an absolute charm.
This balm contains the gentlest blend of calendula, rosehip & lavender in beeswax and oils means it’s safe and comforting for your furry friends too (wombat approved).
Available in 60g and 150g tins.
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Sun Snout with zinc, chamomile & lavender
$38.00 Add to cartSmooth to swipe, stubborn to shift. Sun Snout blends zinc with the teensiest hint of chamomile and lavender to keep sun-sensitive noses comfortable and covered.
- Shields pink bits from the Aussie sun with 20% non-nano zinc
- Glides on smooth and the beeswax (from our bees) keeps this balm grippy so it hangs on for a few days of even the most feral behaviour.
- Smells like soft herbs, intentionally formulated for tranquility (not to attack their senses)
- 70g stick balm in completely compostable cardboard packaging, just whack it in the poo pile when you’re done.
