Sick Bay

Aches, pains, chest rub.

  • chafe balm farm grown skincareQuick View

    Chub Rub – Chafe Guard

     $32.00 Add to cart

    Chafe. Boobs, balls, butt crack, thighs… Wherever it is –  it’s a shit of a thing.

    If you know, you know…

    • Soft, glidey, slidey lubrication for sweaty bits that stick.
    • With plantain & neem to neutralise biological chaos.
    • Subtle minty eucalyptus to freshen the funk.

    Whether it’s seams, sweat or ‘swamp arse’ – Chub Rub helps make long days a little more comfy.

  • Powerhouse Jelly - Double-Extracted Comfrey + Minty MagnesiumQuick View

    Powerhouse Jelly – Double-Extracted Comfrey + Minty Magnesium

     Price range: $48.00 through $88.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Oldness or acheyness? Powerhouse Jelly packs a minty punch with double-extracted comfrey in a water based gel for deep tissue support and magnesium to ease stiffness.

    • Comfrey – legendary for supporting joints, muscles and tissue repair. Grown here on my chemical free farm and infused (twice) within minutes of me pulling it out of the ground.
    • Magnesium – the OG assistant for muscle relaxation & recovery.
    • Minty Menthol – invigorating AF for that immediate ‘Ahhhhhhh’

    This stuff is the tits. The euphoric feeling I get after showering, smearing (with a good dollop on the soles of my feet) and lying on the couch going ‘OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD’… Believe me, you need to try it.

    Works a treat as a liniment for horses too.

    Available in 180ml hip flask, 250ml aluminium pump bottle (ideal for horses) or 500ml refill pouch.

    (Please note, 250ml aluminum bottles will (hopefully) be sent from 15th December – the pump mechanisms are delayed in transit 🙄)

     

     

  • Grumble Balm - Comfrey & WormwoodQuick View

    Grumble Balm – Comfrey & Wormwood

     $42.00 Add to cart

    Superherbs comfrey & wormwood have significant traditional ‘street cred’ for providing joint & muscle support and this will be your new favourite thing for those times when you’re feeling creaky, broken… or just bloody old.

    What it’s for: 

    • Little niggles, ambitious fitness kicks or just the daily grind giving you grief.
    • Applied it to your feet before bed  for a wonderful, woo-woo ritual of self care. It’s magical, I swear.

    What it’s NOT for:

    • Broken bones. Despite the fact comfrey is known traditionally as knit-bone, modern medicine is a good thing – so go see a doctor for that.
    • Broken skin. Seriously. Comfrey can heal skin too quickly, causing debris and infection to get trapped inside. Also, please don’t eat it.

    Made from herbs grown on my farm, in rich soil and zero chemicals then blended with oils and beeswax, all sourced locally in the Macedon Ranges.

    Slow production is a handbrake here (6 weeks infusing in the dark for the comfrey, thank you very much) so tappy tap tap that button and buy yours today.

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    Splutter Butter

     $34.00 Add to cart

    Haven’t got Covid? That’s good. But next time you’re snotty, sinussy or hacking up a lung – you’ll think of this.

    It’s like Vicks but better.. It smells fantastic and is made from beeswax & oils, not petroleum. It’s perfect as a chest rub, works wonders up the nose – or my personal favourite, on the soles of the feet when you’re feeling pretty shit.

    Really – you should try it.

    Now, like today – before I get sued by Vicks 😆

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