For Horses

  • Bot Bouncer Gel Spray

    Price range: $44.00 through $66.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Fun fact: Bot flies lay their eggs from a little butt-shooter without ever needing to land your horse. That’s why your regular sprays are ineffective –  The flies aren’t landing, so there’s nothing to repel.

    The beauty of Bot Bouncer, is that instead of trying to keep the bot flies away, it makes your horse’s coat a no-stick zone. The slippery gel formula creates a slick the eggs can’t grip and breaks down the “glue” that helps them cling.

    How to use it: Spray generously on your horse’s legs, elbows, and other favorite bot fly targets every 1-2 days.

     

  • Coat Quench

    Price range: $33.00 through $48.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Fun fact: I originally created this for my mangey wild wombat, when she looked like a big, rock shaped scab and was in grave danger of death. True story.  I knew she needed help but it also had to be incredibly gentle. These days she’s a glossy little piglet you can read more on her below, if you’re interested.

    Anyhoo, ‘Coat Quench’ was designed to benefit both skin and hair. It combines the original gangsters of witch hazel and apple cider vinegar with supporting farmy herbs & plant extracts including:

    🍃 Rosemary Oil – Traditionally treasured for supporting coat lustre and skin comfort

    🍃 Neem Oil – Historically used for healthy hair and balanced skin

    🍃 Aloe – Valued for cooling, soothing & moisturising properties

    🍃 Lavender – Widely used for calming, skin supporting properties.

    Coat Quench is available in a 250 aluminium spray bottle or 500ml refills.

     

     

  • Funk n Sole – Hoof Putty

    $42.00 Add to cart

    Funk n Sole — thick, herbal hoof putty that nourishes and fights funk. Comfrey, zinc, Epsom salts, neem, oregano & tea tree combine to keep hooves strong and healthy.

    This thick, sticky hoof putty contains.

    • Zinc and epsom salts for mineral power
    • Comfrey – legendary for repairing and supporting damaged tissues
    • Neem, oregano & tea tree – MVPs in the antifungal, antibacterial battlefield
    • Smells like earthy, green goodness

    Available in a 300g jar and a little goes a looooong way.

  • Powerhouse Jelly – Double-Extracted Comfrey + Minty Magnesium

    Price range: $48.00 through $88.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Oldness or acheyness? Powerhouse Jelly packs a minty punch with double-extracted comfrey in a water based gel for deep tissue support and magnesium to ease stiffness.

    • Comfrey – legendary for supporting joints, muscles and tissue repair. Grown here on my chemical free farm and infused (twice) within minutes of me pulling it out of the ground.
    • Magnesium – the OG assistant for muscle relaxation & recovery.
    • Minty Menthol – invigorating AF for that immediate ‘Ahhhhhhh’

    This stuff is the tits. The euphoric feeling I get after showering, smearing (with a good dollop on the soles of my feet) and lying on the couch going ‘OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD’… Believe me, you need to try it.

    Works a treat as a liniment for horses too.

    Available in 180ml hip flask, 250ml aluminium pump bottle (ideal for horses) or 500ml refill pouch.

    (Please note, 250ml aluminum bottles will (hopefully) be sent from 15th December – the pump mechanisms are delayed in transit 🙄)

     

     

  • Get Better Butter 🐝

    $48.00 Add to cart

    Like a botanical band-aid, this is the thing you reach for when it’s not serious enough for stitches but a bit of TLC is in order.

    • Creates a flexible, nourishing barrier, crafted from nature’s MVPs: raw honey, beeswax & olive oil.
    • Can prevent and/or reduce contamination while accelerating natural healing processes.
    • The combination of beeswax & olive oil creates a strong peanut butter consistency – which means it’s ideal for ‘non-bandagable’ places.
    • No preservatives, colours, flavours or basically any bad shit. This stuff is so sanctimonious,  there’s not even any plastic!

    You won’t need it until you do.. and let’s face it, as horse people that time ALWAYS around the corner. Hefty 150g tin will last you ages, believe me – I have some massive dickhead horses who are perpetually doing dumb shit and I haven’t even finished the first tin 😎

     

  • Settle Petal with Calendula, Rosehip & Rosemary

    Price range: $36.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Angry skin negotiator.

    As an itchy, scratchy kid that became an itchy, scratchy grown up – this stuff has been a godsend for stress rashes lately… FWIW, I originally developed this balm to sooth the raging skin of my mangey wild wombat. I knew it had to be SUPER gentle and figured that if it was sourced entirely from her ‘home range’ then it would be unlikely to cause any problems. It worked an absolute charm.

    This balm contains the gentlest blend of calendula, rosehip & lavender in beeswax and oils means it’s safe and comforting for your furry friends too (wombat approved).

    Available in 60g and 150g tins.

     

  • Sun Snout with zinc, chamomile & lavender

    $38.00 Add to cart

    Smooth to swipe, stubborn to shift. Sun Snout blends zinc with the teensiest hint of chamomile and lavender to keep sun-sensitive noses comfortable and covered.

    •  Shields pink bits from the Aussie sun with 20% non-nano zinc
    • Glides on smooth and the beeswax (from our bees) keeps this balm grippy so it hangs on for a few days of even the most feral behaviour.
    • Smells like soft herbs, intentionally formulated for tranquility (not to attack their senses)
    • 70g stick balm in completely compostable cardboard packaging, just whack it in the poo pile when you’re done.

     

  • Tack Tonic – Leather Conditioner 200g

    $42.00 Add to cart

    Deliciously superior to icky petroleum derivatives often used in leather conditioners, Tack Tonic restores the fats lost in leather tanning with time honoured combination of grass-fed tallow, oils and beeswax.

    Use sparingly for regular maintenance (hot tip, using your fingers yields better results than a cloth or sponge) or lay it on thick and leave in a warm place to restore older leather pieces to their glory.

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