For Your Hands, Feet or Body
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Chub Rub – Chafe Guard
$32.00 Add to cartChafe. Boobs, balls, butt crack, thighs… Wherever it is – it’s a shit of a thing.
If you know, you know…
- Soft, glidey, slidey lubrication for sweaty bits that stick.
- With plantain & neem to neutralise biological chaos.
- Subtle minty eucalyptus to freshen the funk.
Whether it’s seams, sweat or ‘swamp arse’ – Chub Rub helps make long days a little more comfy.
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Dirty Work – Natural Deodorant (that actually works)
$38.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA mineral deodorant with magnesium, zinc and clay to neutralise stinky pits while being kind to sensitive skin. Needless to say, the concern with natural deodorant is whether it can do the ‘heavy lifting’ because even us earth lovin’ folk don’t want to stink like a change room…🍃
Well you needn’t worry because I’ve sweat tested this bad boy in synthetic shirts, on the treadmill and doing a full day of farm grunt work. While I definitely do stink at the end of the day, it’s usually diesel or Eau de Animal Shit – not stinky BO that gets the chocolates.
Available in 3 gender neutral scents
- Bare Minimum (unscented)
- Fresh Start (gives herb garden vibes)
- Ground Control (earthy & grounding)
See below for more descriptive scent profiles & ingredients.
This low tox deodorant has no weird chemicals, no synthetic fragrances, no bi-carb & no plastic.
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Cool Your Jets – Hot Mess Body Hydration Gel
$48.00 Add to cartHot flushy or a precious snowflake in summer? Me too and I got you, boo.
Cool Your Jets blends real aloe leaf with cucumber and mint for a fast sinky body serum. It’s lightweight and glides on with titilating minty freshness.
- Aloe vera – the ultimate soothemeister – sourced from the real leaf, not the shitty powder mixed gel.
- Home grown cucumber – cool, refreshing garden grown goodness.
- Mint for a light, delicious natural tingle.
- Butterfly Pea for calming the farm and bringing the cool, blue hue.
Available in a 180ml glass hip flask & pump. Seasonal only for summer, if you’re a hot mess – get on this bad boy now.
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Buckskin Body Oil
$46.00 Read moreRadiant & glowy Buckskin Body Oil nourishes skin with farm grown carrot, calendula, wild rosehip infused oils. This stuff smells amazing exactly as it is — straight out of the ground and into the bottle. No extras needed.
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Carrot oil — packs natural beta-carotene for a subtle, sun-kissed glow.
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Calendula & wild rosehip — soothe, nourish, and keep skin soft.
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Vitamin E — protects, preserves, and adds longevity to your glow.
Available in 180ml glass hip flask with pump. Add to cart, slather it on and immediately feel ten foot up yourself.
🥕 FINAL BATCH – Wont be back til Spring 🥕
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Slow & Grounded Seasonal Bundle
$155.00 Read moreSix things made for the specific purpose of slowing down. It’s seasonal for two reasons; it’s what the farm is giving right now and it’s for embracing the slow season with restorative rituals.
What’s in it:
- 60ml Sagebrush Bath Soak (with lavender & vetiver)
- 60g Forest Floor – Sensory & functional foot balm
- 70g ‘Serenity Now’ or ‘Glow Getter’ Moisturising Balm
- 10 g Spice Garden Solid Scent
- 1 x Cleansing Smoke Stick from farm grown herbs.
- 1 x Flame Cake Firelighter – Beeswax, Bay and Sheoak.
Served on a bed of weirdly enticing smoky black wool and a random guinea fowl feather (do what you wish with that 🤣). NB the foot balm, bath soak and solid scent are ‘one off’ seasonal specials and not available for individual purchase.
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Butter Fingers – Hand Balm with Chickweed & Plantain
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOK, OK… maybe ‘Butter Fingers’ isn’t the most accurate name for this hand balm. Why? Cos the secret sauce is arrowroot. It absorbs beautifully for a velvety finish without the ‘I stuck my hands in a bucket of lube’ feel. Churned with chickweed & plantain oils plus beeswax – this stuff is the business.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for hands that get dry, cracked or cranky from frequent washing, exposure or the daily grind.
🍃 Arrowroot so you can get right back to work without fumbling.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets and bags) or 150g to stay put near the sink or workshop.
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Happy Hoo Haa – For Uncooperative Under Carriages
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA soothing, slip, slide & glide balm for your favourite parts. Made from my home grown chickweed, plantain & arrowroot – so you can stride around like yesteryear.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for dry, cracked or cranky parts
🍃 Arrowroot for velvety slide.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets or a quick dip) or 150g when fistfuls are the way forward.
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Powerhouse Jelly – Double-Extracted Comfrey + Minty Magnesium
Price range: $48.00 through $88.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOldness or acheyness? Powerhouse Jelly packs a minty punch with double-extracted comfrey in a water based gel for deep tissue support and magnesium to ease stiffness.
- Comfrey – legendary for supporting joints, muscles and tissue repair. Grown here on my chemical free farm and infused (twice) within minutes of me pulling it out of the ground.
- Magnesium – the OG assistant for muscle relaxation & recovery.
- Minty Menthol – invigorating AF for that immediate ‘Ahhhhhhh’
This stuff is the tits. The euphoric feeling I get after showering, smearing (with a good dollop on the soles of my feet) and lying on the couch going ‘OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD’… Believe me, you need to try it.
Works a treat as a liniment for horses too.
Available in 180ml hip flask, 250ml aluminium pump bottle (ideal for horses) or 500ml refill pouch.
(Please note, 250ml aluminum bottles will (hopefully) be sent from 15th December – the pump mechanisms are delayed in transit 🙄)
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Grumble Balm – Comfrey & Wormwood
$42.00 Add to cartSuperherbs comfrey & wormwood have significant traditional ‘street cred’ for providing joint & muscle support and this will be your new favourite thing for those times when you’re feeling creaky, broken… or just bloody old.
What it’s for:
- Little niggles, ambitious fitness kicks or just the daily grind giving you grief.
- Applied it to your feet before bed for a wonderful, woo-woo ritual of self care. It’s magical, I swear.
What it’s NOT for:
- Broken bones. Despite the fact comfrey is known traditionally as knit-bone, modern medicine is a good thing – so go see a doctor for that.
- Broken skin. Seriously. Comfrey can heal skin too quickly, causing debris and infection to get trapped inside. Also, please don’t eat it.
Made from herbs grown on my farm, in rich soil and zero chemicals then blended with oils and beeswax, all sourced locally in the Macedon Ranges.
Slow production is a handbrake here (6 weeks infusing in the dark for the comfrey, thank you very much) so tappy tap tap that button and buy yours today.
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Pussy Foot with Willow & Plantain- Crust Busting Foot Balm
$42.00 Add to cartWith willow’s exfoliation properties and plantain’s powerful repair skills, Pussy Foot busts crusts six ways from Sunday.
Then add the cooling bush goodness of tea tree & eucalyptus essential oils and you’re fighting toe jam while feeling fab.
Pussy Foot is best served on your feet at night then covered with a sexy pair of bedsocks. It comes in a hefty 150g tin, so you can lay it on thick, sit back and let the magic happen.
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Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟
$38.00 Add to cartSick of swatting? 🦟 Don’t want to cover yourself in shit that’s toxic AF? This slidey stick of aroma explosion will be your friend.
Scram Bam is crafted from wormwood & beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender and lemongrass in compostable cardboard packaging
Aside from the botanical superpowers within, the glorious glidey texture will make you want to keep on applying around and around and around 😳🤷♀️
Made in small batches, with herbs grown at my front door. Limited quantities available.
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Settle Petal with Calendula, Rosehip & Rosemary
Price range: $36.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageAngry skin negotiator.
As an itchy, scratchy kid that became an itchy, scratchy grown up – this stuff has been a godsend for stress rashes lately… FWIW, I originally developed this balm to sooth the raging skin of my mangey wild wombat. I knew it had to be SUPER gentle and figured that if it was sourced entirely from her ‘home range’ then it would be unlikely to cause any problems. It worked an absolute charm.
This balm contains the gentlest blend of calendula, rosehip & lavender in beeswax and oils means it’s safe and comforting for your furry friends too (wombat approved).
Available in 60g and 150g tins.
