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Nourishing & restorative
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Cool Your Jets – Hot Mess Body Hydration Gel
$48.00 Add to cartHot flushy or a precious snowflake in summer? Me too and I got you, boo.
Cool Your Jets blends real aloe leaf with cucumber and mint for a fast sinky body serum. It’s lightweight and glides on with titilating minty freshness.
- Aloe vera – the ultimate soothemeister – sourced from the real leaf, not the shitty powder mixed gel.
- Home grown cucumber – cool, refreshing garden grown goodness.
- Mint for a light, delicious natural tingle.
- Butterfly Pea for calming the farm and bringing the cool, blue hue.
Available in a 180ml glass hip flask & pump. Seasonal only for summer, if you’re a hot mess – get on this bad boy now.
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Buckskin Body Oil
$46.00 Read moreRadiant & glowy Buckskin Body Oil nourishes skin with farm grown carrot, calendula, wild rosehip infused oils. This stuff smells amazing exactly as it is — straight out of the ground and into the bottle. No extras needed.
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Carrot oil — packs natural beta-carotene for a subtle, sun-kissed glow.
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Calendula & wild rosehip — soothe, nourish, and keep skin soft.
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Vitamin E — protects, preserves, and adds longevity to your glow.
Available in 180ml glass hip flask with pump. Add to cart, slather it on and immediately feel ten foot up yourself.
🥕 FINAL BATCH – Wont be back til Spring 🥕
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Bundle: Outdoorsy Workhorse
$130.00 Add to cartFor my friends who sweat (and swear) outdoors… All made from glorious seasonal plants grown right here on the farm. For your face, your lips and for swallowing less flies this summer 💪
What’s in it:
- Pash & Dash Passionflower Face Food
- Willow Brillo Exfoliating Serum
- Scram Bam 🦟
- Lip Balm – Lucky Dip
Facefood for fending off the elements, exfoliating serum for scrubbing up and scram bam… because it’s better than the toxic shit to keep flying friends away. Also, lip balm because you ALWAYS need lip balm!
Limited availability – get yours while the season lasts.
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Bundle: Tree Fella
$140.00 Add to cartA blokey bundle that can be shoved in a glove box, work bag or a bathroom drawer… Things for skin, for stink, for pain & chafe – it’s a perfect bundle for guys that dont think they need it – until they do.
What’s in it:
- Overhaul Quickstick – CBF’d Moisturising Balm
- Dirty Work Deodorant (Ground Control)
- Chub Rub Chafe Balm
- Grumble Balm
Limited availability – get yours while the season lasts.
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Slow & Grounded Seasonal Bundle
$155.00 Read moreSix things made for the specific purpose of slowing down. It’s seasonal for two reasons; it’s what the farm is giving right now and it’s for embracing the slow season with restorative rituals.
What’s in it:
- 60ml Sagebrush Bath Soak (with lavender & vetiver)
- 60g Forest Floor – Sensory & functional foot balm
- 70g ‘Serenity Now’ or ‘Glow Getter’ Moisturising Balm
- 10 g Spice Garden Solid Scent
- 1 x Cleansing Smoke Stick from farm grown herbs.
- 1 x Flame Cake Firelighter – Beeswax, Bay and Sheoak.
Served on a bed of weirdly enticing smoky black wool and a random guinea fowl feather (do what you wish with that 🤣). NB the foot balm, bath soak and solid scent are ‘one off’ seasonal specials and not available for individual purchase.
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Butter Fingers – Hand Balm with Chickweed & Plantain
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageOK, OK… maybe ‘Butter Fingers’ isn’t the most accurate name for this hand balm. Why? Cos the secret sauce is arrowroot. It absorbs beautifully for a velvety finish without the ‘I stuck my hands in a bucket of lube’ feel. Churned with chickweed & plantain oils plus beeswax – this stuff is the business.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for hands that get dry, cracked or cranky from frequent washing, exposure or the daily grind.
🍃 Arrowroot so you can get right back to work without fumbling.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets and bags) or 150g to stay put near the sink or workshop.
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Happy Hoo Haa – For Uncooperative Under Carriages
Price range: $32.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA soothing, slip, slide & glide balm for your favourite parts. Made from my home grown chickweed, plantain & arrowroot – so you can stride around like yesteryear.
🍃 Plantain, AKA the ‘Band Aid Plant’ is rich in allantoin, a compound that supports regeneration and repair.
🍃 Chickweed’s juicy mucilage and calming compounds for dry, cracked or cranky parts
🍃 Arrowroot for velvety slide.
Available in 60g (great size for pockets or a quick dip) or 150g when fistfuls are the way forward.
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Coat Quench
Price range: $33.00 through $48.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageFun fact: I originally created this for my mangey wild wombat, when she looked like a big, rock shaped scab and was in grave danger of death. True story. I knew she needed help but it also had to be incredibly gentle. These days she’s a glossy little piglet you can read more on her below, if you’re interested.
Anyhoo, ‘Coat Quench’ was designed to benefit both skin and hair. It combines the original gangsters of witch hazel and apple cider vinegar with supporting farmy herbs & plant extracts including:
🍃 Rosemary Oil – Traditionally treasured for supporting coat lustre and skin comfort
🍃 Neem Oil – Historically used for healthy hair and balanced skin
🍃 Aloe – Valued for cooling, soothing & moisturising properties
🍃 Lavender – Widely used for calming, skin supporting properties.
Coat Quench is available in a 250 aluminium spray bottle or 500ml refills.
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Glow Getter – Revival Balm
$42.00 Add to cartCalendula, carrot & wild rosehip are a sensational combination for over-worked skin with arrowroot for velvety smoothness. The wild rosehip and calendula is foraged from my farm, and the carrots from my friends down the road.
- Made from simple, delicious farm grown plant oils (with beeswax from my hives)
- Completely compostable cardboard tube that helps ‘portion control’ application.
- Waterless formula goes the distance & lasts forever.
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Grapefruitful – Vitamin C Powerhouse Serum
$46.00 Add to cartDouble extracted grapefruit plucked from my own trees & fresh cut aloe (not the shitty reconstituted gel). This 30ml serum is zingy, zesty and smells like summer.
It’s 100% the real deal, no fragrance or colour enhancements at all – just planty goodness doing it’s thing. If ingredients (and their source) is something that matters to you, scroll down for a full description.
Grapefruit peel is prized for it’s high Vitamin C & antioxidant properties. In skincare circles, the extract is used for brightening skin, balancing tone and boosting collagen production.
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Lip Balm(s) from the Farm
$12.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageHot & dry? You’ll need lip balm. Cold & windy? You DEFINITELY need lip balm.
These little tubs are easy enough to slip into the smallest pockets on the tightest pants (I see you horse people 👀) plus they hold twice as much as tubes.
- Wild Child: Sweet & lush made with wild rosehip & mandarin
- Macedon Frost: Mentholly and invigorating with garden herbs, peppermint & eucalyptus.
- Honey Bee: Unscented & wholesome with beeswax, olive and coconut oils.
Crafted from chemical free produce (grown here on my farm) with just the right amount softness & slidey-ness.
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Pussy Foot with Willow & Plantain- Crust Busting Foot Balm
$42.00 Add to cartWith willow’s exfoliation properties and plantain’s powerful repair skills, Pussy Foot busts crusts six ways from Sunday.
Then add the cooling bush goodness of tea tree & eucalyptus essential oils and you’re fighting toe jam while feeling fab.
Pussy Foot is best served on your feet at night then covered with a sexy pair of bedsocks. It comes in a hefty 150g tin, so you can lay it on thick, sit back and let the magic happen.
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Settle Petal with Calendula, Rosehip & Rosemary
Price range: $36.00 through $58.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageAngry skin negotiator.
As an itchy, scratchy kid that became an itchy, scratchy grown up – this stuff has been a godsend for stress rashes lately… FWIW, I originally developed this balm to sooth the raging skin of my mangey wild wombat. I knew it had to be SUPER gentle and figured that if it was sourced entirely from her ‘home range’ then it would be unlikely to cause any problems. It worked an absolute charm.
This balm contains the gentlest blend of calendula, rosehip & lavender in beeswax and oils means it’s safe and comforting for your furry friends too (wombat approved).
Available in 60g and 150g tins.
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Rosehip Drought Relief Skin Serum
Price range: $48.00 through $68.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA fast-sinking serum that draws moisture back in, settles tightness, and brings dry skin back to life. As always – there’s no stupid claims – it’s just wild harvested ingredients that work.
🌹 Wild Foraged Rosehips for nourishing natural goodness.
🍃 Real aloe for restoring pushy plumpness.
Check the reviews and try it as a stand alone serum or layer under one of my other fabulous farmy balms.
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Willow Brillo – Polishing Skin Serum
$46.00 Add to cartWillow Brillo – the gentle exfoliator. This serum’s heavy lifter is the salicin from willow bark, which is harvested from the willows on my farm. It’s a light gel consistency and works perfectly underneath Pash & Dash Daily Face Food.
🍃 Willow bark for gentle exfoliation.
🍃 Chickweed for cooling and soothing.
🍃 Aloe leaf goodness for maximum hydration.
Try it as a stand alone serum (seasonal limitations apply) or bundle it with the Outdoorsy Workhorse (with bug balm stick, passionflower facefood & a lip balm.. Mwah!)
