Bug Defence

  • Bot Bouncer Gel SprayQuick View

    Bot Bouncer Gel Spray

     Price range: $44.00 through $66.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Fun fact: Bot flies lay their eggs from a little butt-shooter without ever needing to land your horse. That’s why your regular sprays are ineffective –  The flies aren’t landing, so there’s nothing to repel.

    The beauty of Bot Bouncer, is that instead of trying to keep the bot flies away, it makes your horse’s coat a no-stick zone. The slippery gel formula creates a slick the eggs can’t grip and breaks down the “glue” that helps them cling.

    How to use it: Spray generously on your horse’s legs, elbows, and other favorite bot fly targets every 1-2 days.

     

  • Bundle: Outdoorsy WorkhorseQuick View

    Bundle: Outdoorsy Workhorse

     $130.00 Add to cart

    For my friends who sweat (and swear) outdoors… All made from glorious seasonal plants grown right here on the farm. For your face, your lips and for swallowing less flies this summer 💪

    What’s in it:

    • Pash & Dash Passionflower Face Food
    • Willow Brillo Exfoliating Serum
    • Scram Bam 🦟
    • Lip Balm – Lucky Dip

    Facefood for fending off the elements, exfoliating serum for scrubbing up and scram bam… because it’s better than the toxic shit to keep flying friends away. Also, lip balm because you ALWAYS need lip balm!

    Limited availability – get yours while the season lasts.

  • tree fella skincare bundleQuick View

    Bundle: Tree Fella

     $140.00 Add to cart

    A blokey bundle that can be shoved in a glove box, work bag or a bathroom drawer… Things for skin, for stink, for pain & chafe – it’s a perfect bundle for guys that dont think they need it – until they do.

    What’s in it:

    • Overhaul Quickstick – CBF’d Moisturising Balm
    • Dirty Work Deodorant (Ground Control)
    • Chub Rub Chafe Balm
    • Grumble Balm

    Limited availability – get yours while the season lasts.

  • slow & grounded seasonal bundle Out of stock Quick View

    Slow & Grounded Seasonal Bundle

     $155.00 Read more

    Six things made for the specific purpose of slowing down. It’s seasonal for two reasons; it’s what the farm is giving right now and it’s for embracing the slow season with restorative rituals.

    What’s in it:

    • 60ml Sagebrush Bath Soak (with lavender & vetiver)
    • 60g Forest Floor – Sensory & functional foot balm
    • 70g ‘Serenity Now’ or ‘Glow Getter’ Moisturising Balm
    • 10 g Spice Garden Solid Scent
    • 1 x Cleansing Smoke Stick from farm grown herbs.
    • 1 x Flame Cake Firelighter – Beeswax, Bay and Sheoak.

    Served on a bed of weirdly enticing smoky black wool and a random guinea fowl feather (do what you wish with that 🤣). NB the foot balm, bath soak and solid scent are ‘one off’ seasonal specials and not available for individual purchase.

  • Coat QuenchQuick View

    Coat Quench

     Price range: $33.00 through $48.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Fun fact: I originally created this for my mangey wild wombat, when she looked like a big, rock shaped scab and was in grave danger of death. True story.  I knew she needed help but it also had to be incredibly gentle. These days she’s a glossy little piglet you can read more on her below, if you’re interested.

    Anyhoo, ‘Coat Quench’ was designed to benefit both skin and hair. It combines the original gangsters of witch hazel and apple cider vinegar with supporting farmy herbs & plant extracts including:

    🍃 Rosemary Oil – Traditionally treasured for supporting coat lustre and skin comfort

    🍃 Neem Oil – Historically used for healthy hair and balanced skin

    🍃 Aloe – Valued for cooling, soothing & moisturising properties

    🍃 Lavender – Widely used for calming, skin supporting properties.

    Coat Quench is available in a 250 aluminium spray bottle or 500ml refills.

     

     

  • Scram Bam - Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟Quick View

    Scram Bam – Fly & Mozzie Fuckoffski Balm 🦟

     $38.00 Add to cart

    Sick of swatting? 🦟 Don’t want to cover yourself in shit that’s toxic AF? This slidey stick of aroma explosion will be your friend.

    Scram Bam is crafted from wormwood & beeswax with neem, citronella, lavender and lemongrass in compostable cardboard packaging

    Aside from the botanical superpowers within, the glorious glidey texture will make you want to keep on applying around and around and around 😳🤷‍♀️

    Made in small batches, with herbs grown at my front door. Limited quantities available.

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